Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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