So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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