hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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