dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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