Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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