So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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