Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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