I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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