I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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