I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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