So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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