it's like iHOP with fire
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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