i just sent this text using only my big toe
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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