she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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