Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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