somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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