Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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