He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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