# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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