i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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