he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
When are your genitals available?
I want a musical about memes.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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