The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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