Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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