My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....