In the future we'll all be gay
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year