planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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