Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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