mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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i think my cat just said my name.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
you made out with another girl for some wings
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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