it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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