Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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