Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You took a bar mat shot.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Your cock deserves a montage
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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