Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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