Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is http://tfl.nu/8llu
  Replies (5) Good night (845) Bad night (3346)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long http://tfl.nu/0rd0
  Replies (8) Good night (1206) Bad night (3611)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster? http://tfl.nu/6xmt
  Replies (20) Good night (5156) Bad night (1210)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation? http://tfl.nu/efhg
  Replies (37) Good night (2919) Bad night (2697)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  his penis was the training wheels of my sex life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): his penis was the training wheels of my sex life http://tfl.nu/y4t8
  Replies (16) Good night (4786) Bad night (1360)
• Favorite

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (902): he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now. http://tfl.nu/t4cx
  Replies (22) Good night (848) Bad night (5973)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart. http://tfl.nu/liah
  Replies (22) Good night (7127) Bad night (1179)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling. http://tfl.nu/gf5w
  Replies (11) Good night (3605) Bad night (994)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from. http://tfl.nu/0y1z
  Replies (4) Good night (1416) Bad night (625)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed. http://tfl.nu/eaqv
  Replies (1) Good night (650) Bad night (1485)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate http://tfl.nu/nz9m
  Replies (6) Good night (1858) Bad night (488)
• Favorite

  (559): View more from California

  His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (559): His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY http://tfl.nu/rsnd
  Replies (1) Good night (960) Bad night (504)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe. http://tfl.nu/ihd3
  Replies (3) Good night (843) Bad night (823)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were. http://tfl.nu/p58y
  Replies (1) Good night (612) Bad night (406)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door. http://tfl.nu/eaki
  Replies (0) Good night (485) Bad night (438)

Randomize