A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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