...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Your tits are I can't wait for
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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