using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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