It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Sorry about my life...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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