You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
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I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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