you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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