I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize