We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just want to make out with him forever
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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