I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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