I think i peed on brittanys purse
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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