she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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