Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My pussy is not your playground.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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