am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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