If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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