hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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