Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Are we still banned from the library?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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