I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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