No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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