I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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