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(828): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us

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(818): View more from California

Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?

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(954): View more from Florida

my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him

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(847): View more from Illinois

I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.

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(802): View more from Vermont

his penis is PERFECT

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I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm

(802): View more from Vermont

or knit it little hat

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(314): View more from Missouri

I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.

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(585): View more from New York

Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in

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(224): View more from Illinois

He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.

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