p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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