There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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