I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
